sodamnrelatable:

i found an image that accurately describes my drive and motivation in life

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unpopuler:

people who can open cereal boxes perfectly are not to be trusted 

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plantvibes:

cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person

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sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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