bitchesgetshitdone:

I get so overwhelmed whenever I get an iTunes gift card

Like what music do I deem worthy enough to legally purchase?

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littlesammythemoose:

pretty sure the westboro baptist church think about gay sex more than gay people think about gay sex

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dirudo:

Teacher : So what did you bring for show and tell today

Me :

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earthdad:

when someone really cute calls you cute first

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gayleafcrime:

gayleafcrime:

im going to search random keysmashes on my computer and combine the first 5 images i get in photoshop

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(via hotboyproblems)

"

three things i wish i had realized sooner:

1. do not bleed apologies
and bandage the wounds
with promises of trying harder
it was never you
who brought the knife up to your skin

2. people you love will leave
do not blame them
do not blame yourself

3. if you find yourself putting up walls
be ready to figure out who your true friends are
because
those who care
will find a way to meet you
on the other side

"

actualcannibalfeferipeixes:

mATH HOMEWORK???

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS

(Source: teamgais, via jo2bo)

kappa773:

teamfreesexuality:

proudlyinsane:

timelord-and-fishcustard:

There’s a difference between

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and

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The fact that we all know what this means really says something about our social lives

you should all go to your blogs and hover over them

You should

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